July 1, 2014 by Diniquette
My friend relayed this story to me and I have to tell you, my jaw is still on the ground:
*A couple arrived at the restaurant for their reservation and were promptly seated. The woman was clearly already 3 sheets to the wind.
*Moments after they were seated, Miss drunkity-drunk stood up, walked to the center of the dining room, and then proceeded to lay down on the floor in-between 2 tables that were full with guests. SHE LAYED DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!!
Ok kiddies, here’s the deal: if you can’t hold your liquor DON’T go out to eat. Cancel your reservation, go home and sleep it off.
Now, as a woman, I know that when we have too much to drink we sometimes feel invincible: (comedian Chris D’Elia imitates this to perfection: http://youtu.be/-S1nhmzpDIU ); but come on…..who thinks lying down on the floor of a restaurant is a good idea?
If you can’t hold your booze; go home and sleep it off…..save yourself from such embarrassment and spare everyone at the restaurant from having their experience ruined.
Thanks for reading.